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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Demons End

    # 2013-05-21 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    What? Everybody's cool with monkey knife fighting but put one up against an unholy giraffe with a katana and suddenly people are yelling, "but it's got an unfair height advantage," "where'd that monkey get an Under Armor hat?" and "why is that giraffe breathing fire?" None of that matters, only who...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wandering

    # 2013-05-20 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    This awesome 8-bit retro music video from Joe Presser is a classic tale of love: boy meets girl, boy runs away from girl, girl undergoes grueling training regimen to hunt down boy and deliver smooches. It's like Forrest Gump but in reverse.Read more...
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    Social Networks Make You Feel Like You're Missing Everything

    # 2013-05-20 14:16:52, Gizmodo
    In theory, social networks are supposed to make you feel closer to everybody. Oh, look! Jim is driving a tractor on Instagram. Wow, Sarah just invited me to her baby shower on Facebook. But the truth is, social networks do a really good job at making you feel left out too. Wait... why did my friends...
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    Maths Jokes, Explained

    # 2013-05-20 01:35:17, Gizmodo
    If you have to explain a joke, that usually means it's not a very good joke. But, if you're telling a math joke, maybe it just means your audience never enjoyed algebra as much as you did. Either way, these videos help explain to the less able mathematicians out there why they're funny.Read more...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Two Colors, Three Dimensions

    # 2013-05-17 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    Mixing surreal anaglyphic animation and a haunting soundtrack, this stunning short by Stephen Chan is cool enough to watch even without the glasses. Of course if you want the full effect but don't have access to pair, just blink your eyes alternately real fast. That might work.Read more...
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    This Week's Top Comedy Video: Vine Tries to Make a Vine Ad in Vine

    # 2013-05-17 16:00:00, Gizmodo
    Vine might be the communication tool of the future, but it's not without its limitations. Not the least of which is how impossible it is to describe Vine in a Vine-length blurb. Irony, thou art cruel!Read more...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mysterious Potions

    # 2013-05-16 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    Oh sure, it started off innocently enough with a little taste of silver iodide, what's the worst that could happen, right? Wrong. Now one of them is hooked on Seed and is running amok in the lab. I mean, just look at the top of its head—where does it keep going?!Read more...
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    If Vine Tried to Make a Commercial About Vine Using Vine

    # 2013-05-16 14:00:00, Gizmodo
    Because Twitter wants to force lightning twice with self-imposed limitations on communication, Vine has been awkwardly limited to 6 seconds of video. But what does that 6 seconds mean? Could Vine promote Vine in 6 seconds? Could you explain what Vine is in 6 seconds? Is 6 seconds longer or shorter t...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: kaleidoscopes #008

    # 2013-05-15 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    It's like home movie night at my grandparents' house without the confusing tirades about why everything was better before the pictures moved. Read more...
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    The Ultimate Video of People Being Idiots in Shopping Carts (Ouch)

    # 2013-05-15 11:34:00, Gizmodo
    Look at all the stupid people. I mean, there's probably more to say here, about responsibility or exhibition of reckless behavior brought on by the wired age, but really, like... look at all these stupid people.Read more...
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    All The Recurring Jokes in Arrested Development, Visualized

    # 2013-05-15 01:34:46, Gizmodo
    Watch enough Arrested Development—I mean, is there really such a thing as enough?—and you become party to a long and intricate series of recurring jokes. Now, you can feast your eyes on an interactive visualization that lets you take a closer look at where the gags crop up.Read more...
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    How Memes Could Have Spread Across the Universe

    # 2013-05-14 21:46:00, Gizmodo
    Information can only travel so fast—but even if it can travel at the speed of light, there would be a natural delay before memes could traverse the entire universe. So where across our neighbouring star systems might some of our favorite pop culture references have ended up by now?Read more...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Undone

    # 2013-05-14 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    This quirky mixed media music video from Steven C. Hight will keep you guessing until the very end. Is it a tale of romance? Intrigue? MURDER? Maybe.Read more...
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    No One Wants to Download Your App When They Go to Your Website

    # 2013-05-14 16:00:00, Gizmodo
    There's a tedious balance between using apps on your smartphone or just using the browser. Sometimes like in the case of Google Maps or The Weather Channel, apps are better. Other times when you're just dropping quickly into an online dictionary or a silly link, you just want to use the browser. The...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Hola!

    # 2013-05-13 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    Giant robo-ape see, giant robo-ape do in this animated short from Andrew Martin.Read more...
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    What a Facebook Re-Design Would Be Like in Real Life

    # 2013-05-11 15:18:00, Gizmodo
    By now we're mostly used to Facebook moving the furniture around every once in a while. We complain for a while, then just deal with it. But in a way, it's still maddening. Your stuff was HERE and now it's HERE. (Right, right, glass houses.) But at least Facebook can't barge in and rearrange your r...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Another Tomorrow

    # 2013-05-10 18:01:00, Gizmodo
    Sometimes all it takes to remember what's important in life is being hit by a bus. This stunning graduation film by Peeranat Tuwarotesakul of Chulalongkorn University explores one man's near death and spiritual rebirth solely through the interplay between the characters and environmental lighting. ...
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    This Week's Top Comedy Video: Friendly Dating Advice

    # 2013-05-10 16:00:00, Gizmodo
    Dating ain't easy in these modern times. You've got OKCupid profiles to worry about, Facebook messages to come up with, Google searches to do, online chatting while at work and all the texting, sexting, snapchats, read receipts, pokes, likes, etc. to read through. Dating with access to the Internet ...
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    Watch More Pretty Celebrities Read the Awful Tweets Sent to Them

    # 2013-05-10 14:00:00, Gizmodo
    When you combine beautiful faces with cookie cutter cheekbones, luscious lips and millions of dollars in success, you're bound to get a lot of hate from random joes on the Internet. Can you imagine the mentions column for celebs on Twitter? Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel can imagine it to so he got more celebri...
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    No, You're Not Random

    # 2013-05-09 23:24:28, Gizmodo
    Because actually, being genuinely random is incredibly difficult. You're just talking crap, instead. [XKCD]Read more...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Part of the Party (NSFW)

    # 2013-05-09 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't smoke catnip— unless, of course, you wish to be eaten by an army of demonic felines.Read more...
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    All the Tacky Features Adobe Creative Cloud Thankfully Isn't Getting

    # 2013-05-09 09:06:43, Gizmodo
    This hilarious parody video imagines what would happen if Adobe introduced some of the tackiest elements of digital design ever to Photoshop and the rest of its design products. It's funny because humans have terrible taste.Read more...
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    Haha, People Who Read Your Message But Don't Reply Are the Worst

    # 2013-05-08 19:00:00, Gizmodo
    Before I go off calling everyone who has read receipts on but still doesn't reply in a timely matter rude assholes, please note that I am one of them. But still! I hear it's verrry annoying for other people to see some messages be read (and for Facebook, it pretty much has to be that way) and quickl...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Take Me to The Fog

    # 2013-05-08 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    No matter how advanced the invading alien culture, rest assured that humanity will find a way to fight back—be it the bacteria from War of the Worlds, Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day, or a pipe rip of the sticky icky from Stephen J Mitchell's awesome stop motion short, Take Me to the Fog. Rea...
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    Texting People Who Leave Their Numbers Public Is Awful and Great

    # 2013-05-07 19:09:51, Gizmodo
    Trolls are the worst but funny trolls are shake-your-head enjoyable. You can't help but appreciate their mastery of that craft. Textastrophe is the perfect example of that. He texts people who leave their numbers in public and weaves an epic conversation that makes clowns, Moonbounce renters, movers...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Lumberjack

    # 2013-05-07 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    As the injured man later explained to police, "It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist."Read more...
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    Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the Oculus Rift

    # 2013-05-06 03:00:00, Gizmodo
    With the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset in developers' hands, the fresh ideas are flying faster than a head tumbling away from the executioner's axe. We've seen how much fun surviving can be in VR, now let's check out dying, Ned Stark-style. Read more...
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    SNL Knows That Google Glass Is Going To Be A Struggle

    # 2013-05-05 05:30:00, Gizmodo
    Glass can do a lot of cool stuff, but on a number of levels it's just a blooper reel waiting to happen. If iOS's autocorrect could produce that many tumblrs, a face-mounted, voice-controlled smart camera is just an accident waiting to happen. Weekend Update's tech correspondent Randall Meeks is cer...
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    The Onion Explains Exactly How Much Your Social Media Cred Is Worth

    # 2013-05-04 15:38:00, Gizmodo
    With some characteristically sharp little jabs, The Onion makes it clear exactly how much all your online friends are worth with this great clip. And still, I have to admit I'm a little jealous of Wasserman's follower count. I mean, damn.Read more...
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    The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: You Lust (NSFW)

    # 2013-05-03 18:00:00, Gizmodo
    The Flaming Lips are back and they're weirder and nakeder than ever! "You Lust" is the arousingly understated first single from the band's upcoming 16th album The Terror. [iTunes via AV Club]Read more...
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